FREAKS AND NAILPOLISH (I LOVE EVE)

Eve säger:
I have to tell you a crazy story though
LILLE LILLE säger:
yeah?
Eve säger:
So, i go to the drug mart to drop off the christmas cards and i walk by the nail polish aisle. I never go there, but i see these two colours.. and i die. so i ask the sales woman person thing to let me try them on a piece of tape. she does. then a weird man comes by and says, "You can test them on me if you'd like!" We both look at him strangely.. "Where is fisherman's friend medicine?" he says
Eve säger:
So he leaves
Eve säger:
then, as i finally pick one, i go to the counter to go pay. then he comes back with like 30937029740923709274 fisherman's friend medicine packets and says I'm getting it for him.
Eve säger:
I was like.. Uhhh, i don't have enough more for all of this.
Eve säger:
But the lady kept ringing it all together! I was like WHAAAT. but then he whips out cash and pays for it all (including the nail polish) and says merry christmas
Eve säger:
I thought it was over... BUT NO
Eve säger:
it continues.
LILLE LILLE säger:
HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT!!
LILLE LILLE säger:
this is like a movie with....chevy chase
Eve säger:
He walks with my in the store to leave and he says I'm beautiful and should be a model. He gives me his card. I get really suspicious because i know i could not be one and leave. I get home and check the website and it's a PORN modelling site.
Eve säger:
AHHHHHHH
Eve säger:
hahaha
LILLE LILLE säger:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA OMG I LOVE YOUR LIFE